What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
What would you do if you were on a porn site and saw ya momma sucking ya daddy dick?
i was eating this girl out once
she was cumming but i kept eating not giving her no breaks
then she suddenly stopped moaning
i looked up and she was looking behind her
i was like what happened?
she was like i coulda swore Jesus just tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear “your time has come”